Satellite SMS

If you’d like to send me a message at any time via satellite, fill out the tiny form below and hit ’send’! Jokes that can fit into 130 characters, or micro novels are much appreciated. Unless you are an expert in weather, please do not send weather updates – False reports from people I do not know scare me.

Unfortunately I cannot reply, not because I don’t want to, but simply because the phone doesn’t support it. Please don’t spam me. That would be nasty.